Thursday, March 9, 2023

Ask The Mask, Vol. 2, Issue 12

Alas, the trimester is ending, and thus so is Ask The Mask... for now. Thank you to everyone who submitted one of the more than 150 letters we received in our digital mailbag, plus all the wonderful (and questionable!) responses to the periodic teacher dilemmas we posted. You can re-read old issues using the Blog Archive to the right. One day, this website will become active again with a new generation of student problems. Until that day, please enjoy our final issue of Ask The Mask:


Dear Mask,


I am an eighth grade boy, and I have a crush on a sixth grader. I really like her and we always strike up a big conversation, normally one to two minutes long. My friends know I like her but make fun of me for it. I genuinely want to be with her and ask her out, but I’m afraid I will get teased. What do I do?


Sincerely,

Too Old


Dear Too Old,


If you genuinely want to be with her, I think you should go for it. If your friends are kind and supportive and see that you are serious, they should stop. But I hate to break it to you: one to two minutes is a very short conversation. Try building up to about five minutes before you ask her out, to increase your chances. As for your fear that you’ll get teased, if you really want to pursue love, you will persevere through any teasing. I believe in you.


Lovingly,

The Mask


Dear Mask,


Every Sunday night, I start freaking out because it always feels like the weekend is too short. Most weekends I have a lot to do, and when I have free time it’s only on Saturday. On Sunday I usually have an hour at a time at most before I do something. How can I fix this?


Sincerely,

Weekend Enjoyer

San Jose, CA


Dear Weekend Enjoyer,


I used to have this problem too. The weekend should be so much longer than just two days! Something that might help you is trying to carve out time for yourself during the week. It could be after school, between homework and other activities like sports, and it could just be half an hour. If you leave more free time for yourself, it can help make the week not feel as long.


With time,

The Mask


Dear Mask,


I have been best friends with two girls for a long time, but they have been excluding me recently. I feel like they are making me feel left out on purpose. They have made me cry a couple times, and I don’t know what to do! How do I fix this problem? 


Sincerely,

A Friend

San Jose, CA


Dear A Friend,


It can be really frustrating to feel like the third wheel. Before you jump to conclusions, though, I recommend making sure your friends know that you feel excluded. They can’t really know how you feel unless you tell them. If it turns out you’re right and they’re trying to exclude you, try asking them about it. They might be upset with you for some reason, and it’s a lot easier to work things out when you are on the same page. I hope everything works out.


Inclusively,

The Mask


Dear Mask,


I like creative writing. People always say to “write what you know,” but I don’t know anything! How am I supposed to write a good story if I don’t know how to describe subways or hospitals or public schools, and if I don’t know how dumbwaiters and corrupt government systems work, or the protein content of pancakes or fruit salad? How do I make compelling stories if I don’t know how to describe things and add details?


Sincerely,

Explorer of Fiction

San Jose, CA


Dear Explorer of Fiction,


This is a really hard situation. One suggestion is, yes, to write what you know. Write about your hobbies or interests, and build from that. One thing I love to do is ask one of my friends for a random word or prompt and challenge myself to put that in a story. Another thing you could do is research about topics you want to include in your writing. Google photos of hospitals or subways so you can figure out how to describe them. It can be hard when you find yourself stuck in writer's block, but just remember, it’s okay if your descriptions are not perfect. It’s your story, and you can describe things however you like. Don’t let this ruin your love for creative writing!


Descriptively,

The Mask


Dear Mask,


So my parents get emails through Google Classroom of my homework and what I need to do. This makes my school life extra hard. What can I do? How do I stop the emails from coming?


Sincerely,

Sans the Skeleton

Ohio


Dear Sans the Skeleton,


It depends why these emails make your life hard. Is it that you are not doing your homework? If so, then I have some advice for you. If you were to do all of your homework, you would have a lot of free time and your parents would gain trust in you and they wouldn’t feel a need to follow up with you about your work. If instead you have been doing your homework, and you just want your parents off your back, then you can tell them about some of your cool assignments each day. They won’t feel the need to check after that!


Covertly,

The Mask


Dear Mask,


I am like every other normal person: I have a bedtime. However, my bedtime is so early! Whenever my mom says, "Sweetie! It’s time to get ready for bed!", it makes me so frustrated! I'm not a kid anymore! I have feelings too! Please help!


Sincerely,

Not So Sleepy Person

San Jose, CA


Dear Not So Sleepy Person, 


Before you get all mad, I just want to say I am jealous. I wish I could go to bed earlier, but I am always so busy! Despite my personal opinion, I can understand how it feels to be treated like a kid. Have you tried sitting your mom down and coming up with an agreement? The trick is to suggest something ridiculous, like a 12 a.m. bedtime, so that your next suggestions seem less extreme. Hopefully if she sees how sincere you are, she will make a compromise with you. Best of luck!


Sleepily,

The Mask


Dear Mask,


I play water polo. A bunch of kids in my class who play basketball, some of them my friends, keep saying that water polo isn't a sport. I practice water polo for eight hours a week (not including games and tournaments), and I get really annoyed when people say what I do is a just hobby. Also, according to every source online, water polo is a sport: it meets all the criteria of a sport (competitive, physically exerting, etc.); it was voted the hardest Olympic sport by sports medicine professionals; and it is even the national sport of Montenegro. Besides, I consider basketball a sport and have watched it and played it before, but the worst part is that these other kids haven't even played or tried water polo, let alone watched it, and one of the kids who says it isn't a sport can't even swim! Can you please find a way for me to convince them that water polo is as much a sport as basketball?


Sincerely,

Annoyed Athlete

San Jose, CA


Dear Annoyed Athlete,


Wow, that must be really frustrating. But since we are publishing your letter, hopefully these kids will read it and realize that even The Mask knows water polo is a sport!


Convinced,

The Mask


Dear Mask,


I have an addiction to eating paper! I love it so much! The taste is just so good! I can't help myself but eat more and more! I've been doing this since preschool! I have tried so many different papers each having a different flavor! I found out that some were made out of elephant poop so now I wanna stop eating what I think is elephant poop! Help me, Mask! How do I stop?!


Sincerely,

Paper Eater

San Jose, CA


Dear Paper Eater,


I also have eaten paper and have felt the yummy mushy feeling in my mouth and the taste that comes afterward, sweet with a hint of umami. But what if it has elephant poop? Don’t worry, any elephant poop in paper is thoroughly sterilized before it reaches your mouth. And usually paper isn’t made from elephant poop, anyway. Paper is mostly made up of cellulose, which is a type of fiber from plants. Cellulose is generally safe to consume, even though humans don’t have the enzymes to properly digest it. But one thing you should in fact consider is that paper is often bleached using chlorine gas, which can be quite harmful if ingested. Side effects of eating paper include stomach pain, infections, disease, and even lead poisoning, to name a few. So next time you grab a piece of paper to start munching on, maybe eat an apple instead.


Keepin’ the doctor away,

The Mask



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